As humans, we are very insulated from nature. We’ve built homes, infrastructure, cities — anything and everything to remove ourselves from the constant struggle for survival that other creatures endure every day. And there’s a good reason we’ve done that: because nature is scary, alarming, and gross. But for all its weirdness, it’s also endlessly fascinating.
Animal-lovers recently took to the internet to share their favorite obscure and little-known animal facts. Here are some of the best ones.
48. Size Matters
47. But… They’re Cute!
Koalas are — I’m sorry — horrible animals.
They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal.
Additionally — their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food.
They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death.
This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life.
Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that in addition to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value.
They can’t afford the extra energy to think, so they sleep more than 80% of their lives. When they are awake, all they do is eat, poop, and occasionally scream like Satan.
Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk. When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn’t want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves.
To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother’s but until she leaks a little diarrhea, which he then proceeds to slurp on.
This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system.
Koalas are also riddled with STIs. In some areas, the infection rate is 80% or higher.
46. Hold Your Tongue
45. It’s A Deadly Sin
44. Fear The Dragon
43. Food For Thought
42. Pet Project
41. So Cute
Ancient penguins could have been up to 7 feet tall.
40. Clone Kitties
Cheetahs are so closely related to each other that you can freely transplant organs between all members of their species without needing immunosuppression.
39. Bird-Brained
38. Camping Tips
37. Stole Your Girl
36. Seal The Deal
35. Who’s Slow Now?
34. Dogs Pay Attention
Dogs may make social judgements about people based on how those people treat their owners.
A study out of Japan had dog owners asking two people for help opening a container. There were three possible outcomes: a person reacting negatively by refusing and turning away, a person remaining neutral, and a person helping.
The dogs were then offered food from the people the owner had approached for help. Dogs were much much less likely to accept food from the people who had refused to help their owners, and much more likely to accept food from those who had been neutral or who had helped.
33. Liver Let Die
Polar bears are so efficient at storing Vitamin A that consuming a polar bear liver can cause death. One polar bear liver contains enough Vitamin A to kill 52 adult humans.
32. You Had Me At ‘Naked’
31. Achilles’ Lungs
30. Seeing Red
29. The 150-Year-Old Virgin
28. Gotta Reward Yourself
27. One Is The Loneliest Gerbil
26. Porcupine Problems
25. Not Like The Looney Toons
24. Put ‘Em On The Barbie
23. Can’t Blame Them
22. Dirty Old Stoat
21. Bad…
20. …And Worse
19. We Stole The Avocado!
18. Ant Empire
17. Don’t Mess With Snails
16. I Knew Ducks Were Bad People
15. Spider Goats
14. To Leech Their Own
13. I’ll Believe It When I See It
12. Green Critters
13. Some Sort Of Beaver Duck
12. Under The Sea
11. Always Wondered
10. Oh, Possums!
9. Fertile, Flirty Female Ferrets
Female ferrets die within a month if they don’t get any loving from their male counterparts — unless they are spayed. Basically, when they go into heat, they stay in heat until they are impregnated.
And if they don’t become pregnant they die of exhaustion because being in heat takes a toll on the body.